Chad, 34, of Austin filed a small claims suit after a barista spelled his name correctly on his cup without confirming the spelling.

Phil, an accountant and HOA president in Plano, spent eleven weeks researching zoning ordinances before submitting a seventeen-page proposal to the city requesting his front yard be reclassified as a "Community Beautific

Tiffany, 38, of Scottsdale presented a copy of Beloved to the Barnes & Noble customer service desk requesting a full refund on the grounds that "the energy of the cover" had been affecting her sleep.

Robert, 62, of Chicago's Lincoln Park filed three 311 complaints in seven days regarding "intrusive and unfamiliar food aromas" from the apartment next door.

Craig, 47, attempted to return an opened box of Crest Whitestrips to a Boca Raton CVS.