KICK STREAMER ONYXDENJI HANDS OUT FRIED CHICKEN IN THE HOOD "FOR CONTENT." THE HOOD DECLINED THE CONTENT. ALSO HIS PHONE. ◆ COUPLE PAYS $1.5 MILLION FOR A HOUSE ACROSS FROM AN HBCU, DISCOVERS HBCU STUDENTS LIVE THERE. ◆ SIX CHARLOTTE COPS HELD A CONTEST TO SEE WHO COULD PULL OVER THE MOST BLACK DRIVERS. ONE OF THEM SAID THE GROUP CHAT "SOUNDS LIKE A CLAN RALLY." HE WASN'T COMPLAINING. ◆ MAN STORMS BLACK STUDENT WATCH PARTY WITH AN INCENDIARY DEVICE. UNC POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY. ◆ MAN DUMPS COFFEE ON BLACK WOMAN'S CAR, TELLS HER SHE BELONGS IN A ZOO. HE LEFT IN A TOYOTA TACOMA. ◆ COCO GAUFF GETS BOMBARDED WITH RACIST ABUSE AFTER DISPUTED POINT. THE UN HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. ◆ UKRAINE BOMBED THE SERVER FARM RUNNING RUSSIA’S BOT ARMY AND NOW NOBODY’S ONLINE CALLING YOU A N-WORD ◆ TRUMP SAID IRAN SHOULD "TAKE OUT" LOS ANGELES AND SAN DIEGO AND THE CROWD CHEERED ◆ HOLLYWOOD JUST HANDED ONE WHITE GUY CONTROL OF EVERY CHANNEL YOUR PARENTS WATCH, EVERY SHOW YOU GREW UP ON, AND THE PLATFORM REPORTING ON ALL OF IT ◆ CCU STUDENTS DEMAND CONSEQUENCES AFTER WHITE STUDENTS FILM THEMSELVES SAYING THE N-WORD THEN SEND IT DIRECTLY TO A BIRACIAL STUDENT TO HARM THEM ◆ FLORIDA WOMAN CLIMBED INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK, TURNED IT OFF, CLAIMED THE WORKER PUNCHED HER, AND WAS ARRESTED. THE WORKER WAS COLLECTING HER TRASH. ◆ SIX ILLINOIS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS MADE MONKEY SOUNDS AT BLACK OPPONENTS DURING A FOOTBALL GAME. THE SCHOOL LET THEM WITHDRAW INSTEAD OF EXPELLING THEM.
Incidents Filed 48
This Week 12
Managers Summoned 1,203
BBQs Policed 312
Karens Named 889
All data self-reported. Somehow.
Retail Rampage
Retail Rampage October 2026
Woman Demands to Speak to the Manager of a Farmers Market Booth Because the Vendor Would Not Negotiate the Price of Heirloom Tomatoes

Brenda Koslowski, 54, caused a scene Saturday at the Riverside Community Farmers Market when she requested to escalate a tomato pricing dispute to someone with "actual authority." The vendor, Comfort Eze, who has operate

Retail Rampage April 14, 2026
Woman Demands Target Move Its Juneteenth Display Because It Is “Too Close to Where I Usually Park My Cart”

Patricia, 61, of Tulsa approached a Target team lead on Saturday to request that the Juneteenth endcap display — featuring books, flags, and educational materials — be relocated from its position at the end of aisle seve

Retail Rampage March 31, 2026
Man Demands Whole Foods Remove “Ethnic Foods” Aisle Sign Because It Made Him “Feel Foreign”

Gary, 58, of Naperville submitted a written letter requesting removal of the "International & Ethnic Foods" aisle sign on the grounds that the word "ethnic" made him, a white man born in Naperville, feel "othered in his

Retail Rampage March 24, 2026
Woman Demands Cashier Smile More. Cashier Is Concentrating. There Are Seventeen Items.

Debra, 55, lodged a formal complaint at a Nashville Whole Foods after cashier Imani Johnson, 24, processed her order without smiling.

Retail Rampage March 13, 2026
Man Returns Opened Teeth Whitening Strips Because the Packaging Made Him “Feel Observed”

Craig, 47, attempted to return an opened box of Crest Whitestrips to a Boca Raton CVS.