KICK STREAMER ONYXDENJI HANDS OUT FRIED CHICKEN IN THE HOOD "FOR CONTENT." THE HOOD DECLINED THE CONTENT. ALSO HIS PHONE. ◆ COUPLE PAYS $1.5 MILLION FOR A HOUSE ACROSS FROM AN HBCU, DISCOVERS HBCU STUDENTS LIVE THERE. ◆ SIX CHARLOTTE COPS HELD A CONTEST TO SEE WHO COULD PULL OVER THE MOST BLACK DRIVERS. ONE OF THEM SAID THE GROUP CHAT "SOUNDS LIKE A CLAN RALLY." HE WASN'T COMPLAINING. ◆ MAN STORMS BLACK STUDENT WATCH PARTY WITH AN INCENDIARY DEVICE. UNC POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY. ◆ MAN DUMPS COFFEE ON BLACK WOMAN'S CAR, TELLS HER SHE BELONGS IN A ZOO. HE LEFT IN A TOYOTA TACOMA. ◆ COCO GAUFF GETS BOMBARDED WITH RACIST ABUSE AFTER DISPUTED POINT. THE UN HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. ◆ UKRAINE BOMBED THE SERVER FARM RUNNING RUSSIA’S BOT ARMY AND NOW NOBODY’S ONLINE CALLING YOU A N-WORD ◆ TRUMP SAID IRAN SHOULD "TAKE OUT" LOS ANGELES AND SAN DIEGO AND THE CROWD CHEERED ◆ HOLLYWOOD JUST HANDED ONE WHITE GUY CONTROL OF EVERY CHANNEL YOUR PARENTS WATCH, EVERY SHOW YOU GREW UP ON, AND THE PLATFORM REPORTING ON ALL OF IT ◆ CCU STUDENTS DEMAND CONSEQUENCES AFTER WHITE STUDENTS FILM THEMSELVES SAYING THE N-WORD THEN SEND IT DIRECTLY TO A BIRACIAL STUDENT TO HARM THEM ◆ FLORIDA WOMAN CLIMBED INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK, TURNED IT OFF, CLAIMED THE WORKER PUNCHED HER, AND WAS ARRESTED. THE WORKER WAS COLLECTING HER TRASH. ◆ SIX ILLINOIS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS MADE MONKEY SOUNDS AT BLACK OPPONENTS DURING A FOOTBALL GAME. THE SCHOOL LET THEM WITHDRAW INSTEAD OF EXPELLING THEM.
Incidents Filed 48
This Week 12
Managers Summoned 1,203
BBQs Policed 312
Karens Named 889
All data self-reported. Somehow.

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