KICK STREAMER ONYXDENJI HANDS OUT FRIED CHICKEN IN THE HOOD "FOR CONTENT." THE HOOD DECLINED THE CONTENT. ALSO HIS PHONE. ◆ COUPLE PAYS $1.5 MILLION FOR A HOUSE ACROSS FROM AN HBCU, DISCOVERS HBCU STUDENTS LIVE THERE. ◆ SIX CHARLOTTE COPS HELD A CONTEST TO SEE WHO COULD PULL OVER THE MOST BLACK DRIVERS. ONE OF THEM SAID THE GROUP CHAT "SOUNDS LIKE A CLAN RALLY." HE WASN'T COMPLAINING. ◆ MAN STORMS BLACK STUDENT WATCH PARTY WITH AN INCENDIARY DEVICE. UNC POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY. ◆ MAN DUMPS COFFEE ON BLACK WOMAN'S CAR, TELLS HER SHE BELONGS IN A ZOO. HE LEFT IN A TOYOTA TACOMA. ◆ COCO GAUFF GETS BOMBARDED WITH RACIST ABUSE AFTER DISPUTED POINT. THE UN HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. ◆ UKRAINE BOMBED THE SERVER FARM RUNNING RUSSIA’S BOT ARMY AND NOW NOBODY’S ONLINE CALLING YOU A N-WORD ◆ TRUMP SAID IRAN SHOULD "TAKE OUT" LOS ANGELES AND SAN DIEGO AND THE CROWD CHEERED ◆ HOLLYWOOD JUST HANDED ONE WHITE GUY CONTROL OF EVERY CHANNEL YOUR PARENTS WATCH, EVERY SHOW YOU GREW UP ON, AND THE PLATFORM REPORTING ON ALL OF IT ◆ CCU STUDENTS DEMAND CONSEQUENCES AFTER WHITE STUDENTS FILM THEMSELVES SAYING THE N-WORD THEN SEND IT DIRECTLY TO A BIRACIAL STUDENT TO HARM THEM ◆ FLORIDA WOMAN CLIMBED INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK, TURNED IT OFF, CLAIMED THE WORKER PUNCHED HER, AND WAS ARRESTED. THE WORKER WAS COLLECTING HER TRASH. ◆ SIX ILLINOIS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS MADE MONKEY SOUNDS AT BLACK OPPONENTS DURING A FOOTBALL GAME. THE SCHOOL LET THEM WITHDRAW INSTEAD OF EXPELLING THEM.
Incidents Filed 48
This Week 11
Managers Summoned 1,203
BBQs Policed 312
Karens Named 889
All data self-reported. Somehow.
Neighborhood Watch · real incidents Real Incident April 22, 2026

82-Year-Old Michigan Man Walks Onto Black Neighbor’s Lawn to Explain That Black People Don’t Care About Lawns. The Lawn Was Green. The Man Was Cutting It.

Filed by the SAW Incident Desk

On April 20 in Midland, Michigan, PJ Weaver was doing yard work when Donald Deibert walked over and opened with: "You know how us white people feel about you Black people when your lawn is not cut."...

On April 20 in Midland, Michigan, PJ Weaver was doing yard work when Donald Deibert walked over and opened with: "You know how us white people feel about you Black people when your lawn is not cut."…

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